Funny Quotes About Road Trips To Make You Laugh

Ah.. the road trip… the most iconic form of travel. Before you hit the road, you’ll need a full tank of gas, a variety of snacks, an epic playlist, and a good sense of humor!

Whether you are packing a van full of kids, or it’s just you and a bestie, these funny quotes about road trips will help set the tone for your journey, and maybe even forget about gas prices.

If you’re looking for the best way to keep occupied on your road trip, check out these Road Trip Games, to help pass the time as the miles roll by.

Funny Quotes About Road Trips

These funny quotes about road trips are good starters to get you heading down the highway.

“It doesn’t matter how old you are, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.” -Unknown

“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.” -Tom Lichtenheld

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” -Jerry Seinfield

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain

“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.” -John Green

“Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.” – Hunter S Thompson

“Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your nest trip in Kilometres.” – George Carlin

“Baby, you got the key now shut up and drive.” -Rihanna

 “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

“Yeah, working is great… but have you tried taking a road trip?”

“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.” – Jenn McKinlay

“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.” – Unknown

“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.” – Emile Ganest

“It’s a road trip! It’s about adventure! … It’s not like we have somewhere to go.” – John Green

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Funny Quotes About Road Trips from Movies

“Sometimes all you need is a great friend and a tank of gas.” – Thelma and Louise

I can’t be the only one who lives my whole life quoting movies. I do it all the time! I know for sure who my new friends are when they instantly know my movie quotes! Here are a few funny quotes about road trips from movies.

“It’s supposed to be a challenge, that’s why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.” -Road Trip

“I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen or who I’m gonna meet. Where I’m gonna wind up” -Titanic

“I feel the need… the need for speed” -Top Gun

“I just said we’d make it across. I didn’t say anything about the wheels staying on.” -Road Trip

“Well, we’re not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.” -Thelma and Louise

“According to the map, we’ve only gone four inches.” -Dumb and Dumber

“Kevin Griswold: What the hell is that?
Rusty Griswold: That’s a 2015 Tartan Prancer. It’s the Honda of Albania. Let’s hit the road!” -Vacation

“If Vin Diesel can do it, so can I!”-Vacation

“What kind of asshole would drive his family cross country?- Vacation

“If you are going to travel with me, we have to set a few ground rules. First off, no asking me any questions. Second, if you fall asleep for any reason other than that you are in a bed and it’s nighttime, I will strangle you.” -Due Date

Clark Griswold: “Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp: F*** yo mama!
Clark Griswold: Thank you very much.” -National Lampoons Vacation

“Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the fun.” -National Lampoons Vacation

Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. You’re gonna have fun, and I’m gonna have fun… We’re all gonna have so much f’ing fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!- National Lampoons Vacation

Stu: “Do you even know how to get home?
Alan: Of course I do. I’m a grown man. I’ll ask a stranger.”- The Hangover 3

Parking Attendant: “You can’t park your car here!”
Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park? Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You’re on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!” -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Lloyd Christmas: Hey, you guys want to play “He Who Smelt It”?
Harry Dunne: Yeah.
Travis: What’s that? Lloyd Christmas: It’s complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.
Harry Dunne: But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were passing a slaughterhouse.
Lloyd Christmas: False fart!
Harry Dunne: You lose a point. And you can’t smell your own farts either. -Dumb and Dumber to

“Now Cole, when that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads ‘9,000 R.P.M.’ that’s bad.” -Days of Thunder

“Tomorrow you’ll probably kill the desk clerk hold up a Mcdonalds and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world’s largest pile of mud” -National Lampoons Vacation

Harry Dunne: “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.” -Dumb and Dumber

“State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry Dunne: No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.” -Dumb and Dumber

Funny Quotes About Road Trips From Disney Movies

If you’ve been on my site before, you already knew I couldn’t go a whole post without a Disney reference! If you love these, be sure and check out The Best Disney Quotes about Adventures too!

“Now bring me that horizon”- Pirates of the Caribbean

Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “see who can be quiet the longest”.
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game! -UP

“I wonder which way I ought to go.” -Alice in Wonderland

“If you don’t know where you want to go, then it doesn’t matter which path you take.” -Alice in Wonderland

Dash: “Are we there yet?
Mr. Incredible: We get there when we get there!” -The Incredibles

“When I get home I shall write a book about this place… If I ever do get home.” -Alice in Wonderland

“Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders if you know what I mean.” -Cars

 “Then, I was like whoaaaa, then you were like whoaaa!” -Finding Nemo

Where will your road trip take you?

I hope you enjoyed these funny quotes about road trips. Don’t get bored on your road trip, with these road trip questions for couples. If you’re looking for road trip ideas how about the most beautiful road trip in Washington, or the best National Parks to drive through?